do you ever want to stockpile your own blood over the course of a few years and then just go around and start spreading it everywhere before mysteriously disappearing, leaving suspicious amounts of blood throughout the city and turning your whole town into a crime scene which no one can adequately explain outside of somehow being murdered simultaneously at like eight taco bells?
I know Airbnb is not a dating service and in fact one of my greatest fears about it is that there are people out there trying to use it that way but also, call me hypocritical, I DO think if you’re a beautiful farmer with 3 big dogs who’s smiling handsomely in his Airbnb profile picture and you hand-built a sexy treehouse on your land for guests and you conspicuously don’t mention a significant other and use the word “I” rather than “we” as in “My house is across the field” or “I am happy to recommend activities and hiking routes nearby” or “You are welcome to help my staff and I milk our cows – children really enjoy this!”, i DO think, in that case, that it would be courteous to indicate whether you are open to falling in love with a very sad woman while teaching her how to work the land, idk, just seems polite.
you know America is going thru some shit when a damn cruise ship company offers more help than the president
keep in mind puerto rico IS going through a humanitarian crisis, and the fact that recreational businesses and celebrities have pitched in more help than 45 is absolutely repulsive.
Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm*
Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory”
Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all”
Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm”
*cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out*
Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show”
Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way"
Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”
